The Neighborly Absorption (Part 8)
Written by David J. Greenspan
Article published in Northampton Living (September 2021)
This edition is brought to you by the bat thermos of soup Alfred made for a run down Batman in The Animated Series. Did Bruce ever rock bat dominoes, house any bits, or grab some fresh apples in that ride? Playing endless hours of online bee simulators made life a ball again. The fire bees are finally making digital honey, and the male drones & worker females rendezvous at the hive. Bee’s Company too!
In an attempt to save the planet, we changed over from a horsepower vehicle into a mule powered one. The monotonous grind to figure out the watt difference for the engine took forever but we finally got there. Once up and running, I took my pet Peeve & went cruising for a Susan. We saw dozens of Good East Coasts, Better Northerns, & Best Westerns. We ended up camping at the 100-acre wood where Winnie was holding another lumber auction. Due to the fact Disney owns the Star Wars & Pooh franchises, it’s only a matter of time before Chewbacca and Tigger share some adventure time. With all these orange tigers on my shoes, why do they fall apart like paper planes? Thankfully, all my footwear mistakes have a short half-life.
I think Brittany Spears would be a great name for a professional wrestler. One of her finishing moves would definitely be a spear. If your salads are not dry enough & your romaine rains, buy a salad spinner.
Every Monday is carbon dating night at The Outskirt Depot’s newest casino, Time Town’s Lime Lounge. The adrenaline rush you feel while visiting has nothing to do with heightened oxygen levels. It’s the lights, atmosphere, ambience, unlimited beverages, ten mint limits, & infused deltoids. The super hero IT unit known as The September 6 runs surveillance at the lounge. They happen to have six members and held their first meeting on the 6th. Hence, the name was born. In a few months TS6 will be known as the November 9. To save expenses, will use the old TS6 letterheads and signage for now. N9 is headquartered at OOOSH, the outskirts office of super heroes. Some timely organized super hero - Stosh loads these halls of justice with oats because they are oatmeal eaters.
Some prefer film that showcases psychological & emotional experiences that shape & define the human condition. Others like flicks that play out like an amusement park thrill ride. TOD’s streaming service has every video file imaginable. Set on the sprawling hippocampus of Sawbones Yes Memorial Hospital, the Dulcimer twins play Harold Aches and Tommy Baines in a new medical drama called Aches and Baines. Tired of wild goose chases? Try domestic ones. They are a lot more fun.
