Written by David J. Greenspan

Temperature’s rising, skin’s flaky and dry Can’t see Vancouver, can’t barely fly Drumsticks so heavy, go grab some bread I wish I was a baby, or a poult or an egg Dry turkey has got me on the run for some mayo or some mustard or some gravy or some custard.

My tummy is aching, just ate a wishbone Slow roasted body that’ll feed a super dome Latticed pies wide open, crust can’t get too deep One thing that tastes great warmed from a sleepy deep freeze Dry turkey has got me on the run for some mayo or some mustard or some peyo or some custard.

Slow roasted for hours rolling in a pan Buffeting someone, caramel me again I’ll be a good bird, have me done well Dry turkey needs everything to go down the well.

We are just a few short months away from the 40th anniversary of of the release of the video game Q*Bert. Put on your finest top hats and derby’s because it is time to go three dimensional. Oh man, look at my life, I’m a lot like Q*Bert. Oh man, look at my life, here’s to forty more An isometric paradise cube hopping from yellow to blue Ugg’s lost, what’s the cost Wrong-way says “Get lost.” Quarters and coins get tossed as Coily chases after you Cuboids need someone to love them the whole day through.

The Boyd Flannister group made a fortune in the mid 20th century selling banister railings & family friendly water pistols called Neil Young Guns. They expanded and became the world leader in creating life sized versions of popular arcade games. Their best seller was Q*Boyd which was a Q*Bert knock off. The giant pyramid was constructed with rectangular boxes instead of cubes. The original Q*Boyd was followed by Mrs. Q*Boyd, Q*Boyd Land, Professor Q*Boyd and Baby Q*Boyd. The original Japanese names for the ghosts in Pac-Man were Ambusher, Chaser, Fickle, and Stupid. The English names were Blinky, Clyde, Pinky and my favorite, Inky. This one goes out to the one I love. CYAN!

If ThunderCats formed an alliance with Flash Flood Puppies, Hail Kittens and Big Dust Dogs their union would be unstoppable. Why does Batman have to whisper with such a low brooding husk for 2 and a half hours? The rumor is that Bats headlines a Kawaii metal band and strains his bat voice in the bat garage during bat rehearsal. Commissioner Gordon and Alfred must possess the super power of super hearing because I can’t make out a word of it.